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slither-and-scales:

This absolutely GORGEOUS Green Anaconda belongs to Rob Hill

detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes see shadows and hear sounds at night.
OCD: Don't tell me you to have ocd because you like to wash your hands after you eat.
Self harm: Don't tell me you understand because you once skinned your knee to get out of sport.
Suicidal: Don't tell me you too are suicidal because you would rather die then miss a concert.
Just don't.

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

heyfunniest:

Queen

heyfunniest:

Queen