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divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

"you done fucked up"

"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

adventuretitan:

turtwig2mudkip:

I made this because I felt like it

everyone’s got daddy issues and everyone’s the daddy that causes the issues

adventuretitan:

turtwig2mudkip:

I made this because I felt like it

everyone’s got daddy issues and everyone’s the daddy that causes the issues

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting